i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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