We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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