The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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