The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Randomize
