It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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