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I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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