Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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