I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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