I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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