Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
last night I used snow as a chaser
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Randomize
