How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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