i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Randomize
