The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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