can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Randomize
