She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Randomize
