It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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