Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
It's just like the Real World with babies
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
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