i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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