So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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