My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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