Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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