YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
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go home
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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