I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
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