Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Naked. naked and bneed help.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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