How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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