So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
you're hired as official boob wrangler
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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