i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
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