GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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