Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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