ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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