do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
His hands were made for my vagina.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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