Christians are straight up FREAKS
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
you mean i was at the winter classic?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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