Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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