Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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