is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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