he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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