would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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