i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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