Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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