And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
He's a Shit stain on my heart
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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