I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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