help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Randomize