it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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