yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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