operation harelip BJ is a go
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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