I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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