that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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