Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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