can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I am mentally ready for anal.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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