Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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