we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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