White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
You're a waste of cheezeits
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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