I hope mine doesn't look like that
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
Randomize
