So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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