my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
one might say we're banned from that church
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
You don't make any sense
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