Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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