woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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