it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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