omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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