When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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