I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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